My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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