what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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