Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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