My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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