Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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