Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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