His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
my being single is dangerous.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
