he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
