after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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