Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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