okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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