i barfeds in our rink
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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