See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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