That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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