Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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