I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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