just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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