Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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