oh god the rape fog is back!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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