I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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