Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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