i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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