You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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