physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
