Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize