how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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