You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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