i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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