Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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