It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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