Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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