she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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