No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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