perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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