The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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