If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just blew my weed a kiss
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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