I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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