I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Do plants get herpes?
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