I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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