You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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