Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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