sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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