That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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