He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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