sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I love you. Go after that dick
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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