at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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