TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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