And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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