SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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