I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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