Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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