I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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