Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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You. Win. At. Life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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