the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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