If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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