Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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