he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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