You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
